Teacher: Pepito, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?
Pepito answered: Drin-king, smo-king and fuc-king.
~tip.top • 2010-08-17, 10:54 Najlepszy komentarz (108 piw)
one guy went to gun-shop:
- i want some gun.
- what kind of gun would you like?
- This one! - and he points at the biggest gun in the shop
- may i ask what would you like to shoot at ?
- cans
- what kind of cans ??
- mexi-cans, afri-cans,portori-cans